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Said Santa to the Elf

from Cookin For Kids (album) by Stephen Scholle

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I'm on voice, Peter Calo is on guitar and Fred Gillen Jr. produced it.

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Get the earwax outa your ear
Said Santa to the elf
We got too many packages yet to deliver
And you're totally into yourself

I've already told you about this job
If you don't like it go where you must
The wind's coming up, there're chimneys to climb
And my balance I no longer trust

Said the elf to the Claus
I ain't your dumb servant
I told you before that I'm not
So get yourself stooges that'll do what you want
You wont get me to move from this spot

Said Santa to elf, I don't like what you say
I can't keep firing the help
And if you don't heed what I tell you to do
These kiddies will lose and I'll have your damn scalp
I'll seriously take your scalp

Said elf to Santa you're such a bore
Year after year it's the same
Get yourself reindeer you silly old man
Stop complaining to me that you're lame

And with that he bolted, ne'er to return
Left Santa perched on the roof
Thinking Humpy Dumpty had a great fall
And my goodness, I'm living proof!

SPLAT!

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from Cookin For Kids (album), released December 3, 2020
released February 8, 2020

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Stephen Scholle Hartsdale, New York

Picked up guitar in 1967. Began writing songs in 09 after a breakup. TY to Fred Gillen, Burr Johnson, Peter Calo and the Ashokan music community for supporting my passion. I write from the chord voicings and I write from the voice inside. Some songs channel moments. Sometimes words just sound good. I like to let the song speak and I like to work with others on that. If you'd like, get in touch. ... more

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